Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Hallowed Aether

    The Hallowed Aether

    CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ninescraft

    ninescraft

    cant wait to see you there 🙂

    ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cake Smp

    Cake Smp

    Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DesiredCraft Network

    DesiredCraft Network

    Economy Survival | Hunger Games | Factions | Custom Minigames | Skyblock | Creative | KitPvP | Skywars | Capture the Flag | MineZ | NO LAG | 99% uptime | Leaderboards

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vox Populi

    Vox Populi

    We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

    **Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

    **Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

    **Owner**: Zombiemold

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Potions Brewed: 35
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • voortex online

    voortex online

    Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

    See you there!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftGeneration Server

    CraftGeneration Server

    Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

    no resets during active version online since 2010

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SkyRomania

    SkyRomania

    SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Havoc

    Havoc

    Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ZaraKits

    ZaraKits

    Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

    We also give free kits to players! That join

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

    Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

    I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

    -Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

    Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9795 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Potato SMP

    Potato SMP

    Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Vale Network

    Vale Network

    – Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

    Play Now. play.vale.gg

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VexRealms

    VexRealms

    Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

    Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

    Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

    Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BraveNetwork

    BraveNetwork

    Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

    Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

    Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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