Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3313	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shell Swap Sisters

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1462
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.