Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 New Chunks Explored: 304316
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7837 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Farms Harvested: 308 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 332979 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Towns Built: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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