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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9501 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7996 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6837 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.
Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!