Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1028
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Animals Bred:	170	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ores Mined:	8887	Divine Spears Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	166
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	604

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3291	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	477
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	55	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	2447	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4344	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3774
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9966	Dragon Eggs Found:	3854

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net