Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
New Chunks Explored:	773163	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	5129
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

minecraft.eudia-webber.eu

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	6575	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

198.24.171.30

Polandcraft

Raiding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ores Mined:	3112
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

polandcraft.org

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

192.169.44.8:25585

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3933	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

mc.mcwarside.com

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2471
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Farms Harvested:	773
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	3225
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

109.169.58.42

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

mc.publiclir.se

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

mc.somnusrealms.com

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

monkeyprison.net

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2482
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	1777	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

play.dawnfirerealms.net

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

NTraid RPG Survival Server

play.swemine.com

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

play.maplecraftmc.com

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

198.20.73.212

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Potions Brewed:	30
Emeralds Found:	9189	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Paradize Island

87.98.195.44:25865

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

riksrealm.com