Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4472	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8489
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Animals Bred:	121	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	5300	Players Killed by Monsters:	8156
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	119	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	New Chunks Explored:	660131
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Animals Bred:	139
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live