Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6220
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Emeralds Found:	1574	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	135
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	6062

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3694	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.