Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	8425
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ores Mined:	3486	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1834	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Herobrine Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	376433	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Emeralds Found:	8587
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Farms Harvested:	127

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!