Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	8494
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	4526	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	518	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	1357	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	9194

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.