Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mines Excavated:	2606
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8124	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2214	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crops Grown:	6119
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4926	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ores Mined:	1683	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2091
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.