Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5591	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	250	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5374	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2428	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	208

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	283	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	8924
Buildings Constructed:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	547	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!