Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	898155
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	224	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	231
Ores Mined:	2756	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	297
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	6546
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ores Mined:	8604	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5716	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Animals Bred:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	9575	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.