Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6283

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3076
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	6269
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1769	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1407	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Orbs of Power Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1713	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	964	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2566	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.