Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2057

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	1271
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1405
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4307
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6133	Villages Defended:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Items Found:	5583	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.