Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Meteorites Collected: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 214 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 38 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Enchantments Applied: 89
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9354 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Animals Bred: 111

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arefy Network

    Arefy Network

    Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hypersteal

    Hypersteal

    Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pure Vanilla

    Pure Vanilla

    Welcome to PureVanilla!We are a Minecraft survival multiplayer server (SMP). Here you’ll find multiple game modes, including our fully vanilla game mode, the original vanilla game mode we all know and love, the way Minecraft was intended to be played. On this vanilla server you’ll be able to enjoy Minecraft without any modifications, without money, without any extra commands. We event left the chat untouched! We can safely claim that you won’t find any other Minecraft server more vanilla than ours. The reason behind that is simple  — vanilla servers are economically non-viable, unless you have a decent, sustained amount of support from the community. Thankfully, we do have that support, thanks to being the greatest, best vanilla server for the 1.20 Minecraft version. You can not claim any builds here, and we consider ourselves a competitive server, but you’ll find plenty of people who will help you get started, there are also pretty chill players. Just watch out and don’t build too close to spawn, people won’t grief your builds unless they have a good competitive reason to do so. We are not 2b2t, so griefing for the sake of destroying is not allowed. You’ll have fun playing this game mode, getting to know new amazing people, create your little town or base, and just enjoying the game as you used to do when you created that server using hamachi when you were 9 :’). Join and you’ll see it for yourself. You can’t teleport to players, this is a vanilla server! And we don’t have ranks or vote rewards either!In order to guarantee a lag-free experience, good game play, perfect ping and make our server viable, we also have another game mode, our economy sever. Note this server is completely individual from our vanilla server, so you won’t find any economy-related features on the vanilla realm. Thanks to our years of expertise, we know how to create the best survival server for Minecraft 1.20. We can claim that thanks to our completely unique economy system. Here, you’ll be delighted with money appearing when breaking ores, chopping down trees, harvesting crops, and more! They even make a satisfying “Kaching!” sound when you get them :D, beautiful. Here, you can claim your builds and safely play with friends without having the risk of any strangers breaking into your precious house. You can even monetize your claims by creating a public warp, players will be able to pay in order to unlock the warp. This is amazing for players trying create XP farms and making them public while also getting something in return! You can also create your own shops here. It is really fun to create design it yourself. You’ll get notifications when people are looking at it, and you can make great friends by participating in the economy of the server. Trading is more than welcome on this server, and you’ll find yourself collaborating with other players to make your dream builds come true. You can teleport to players by using the /tpa command. You can get really balanced rewards by supporting the server, we did a great study regarding these rewards, making sure the gameplay is enjoyable for everyone! We are a fair server!Make sure you are using the latest Minecraft version (1.20 as I’m typing this). The server very much updated. For real, this server is usually the first server among of the thousands listed on this site to update its Minecraft version. We want all players to enjoy releases as soon as they are published, so you won’t have to wait more than a day to play them! We also don’t reset out world, unless more players want us to reset it. For example, last time we waited about 3 years to reset our map. We also did reset the nether dimension when the nether update dropped. We are very reasonable with this topic, and we take player legacy very seriously. We follow a democratic process for this, and, chances are, if you don’t want the world to be reset, most players won’t like the idea either, so your builds, your time, and your grinding is safe on this server, that is just one of the many reasons players trust us :). The players are amazing. That’s all we have to say about the players in this server; they are friendly, fun, chill, and competitive when they need to be. You can chat with us on our Discord guild. We also do some cool events, and do videos featuring player builds!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Emeralds Found: 2386
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OG Network

    OG Network

    The OG Network is a minecraft server dedicated to reviving the old style minecraft experience. We are not pay2win, and focus on the player rather than money.We currently have survival games and an SMP on our server, both with many features that have not been seen in years. Come check us out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreativeFun

    CreativeFun

    Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Emeralds Found: 5923
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSuperior

    MineSuperior

    Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecadia

    Minecadia

    Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TulipSurvival

    TulipSurvival

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Twenture

    Twenture

    Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 208 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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