Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Players Killed by Monsters:	8757

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8986	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	2425
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	7764
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.