Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	147
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Star Shards Collected:	151	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Farms Harvested:	814	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.