Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	9592	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	525
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	3489	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	183	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	366115	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.