Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	234
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2741	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Villages Defended:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	3498	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	950	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8386	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Potions Brewed:	110
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	727	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.