Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	296

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	New Chunks Explored:	336070
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	6235
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8906	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!