Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ores Mined:	2935	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.