Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChaosCraftMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	60
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1580	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Animals Bred:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	193
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.