Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mines Excavated: 2419
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 139 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Emeralds Found: 3464
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Potions Brewed: 179 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1340 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 475 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 New Chunks Explored: 878713
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Emeralds Found: 2264
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Potions Brewed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ores Mined: 6943 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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