Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3380	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9428
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchantments Applied:	284
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Emeralds Found:	7552	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2437	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!