Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

    PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

    IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

    To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

    Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mines Excavated: 2554
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • craftplex lifesteal

    craftplex lifesteal

    Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

    Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

    Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

    But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

    Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TobitopiaNet

    TobitopiaNet

    TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

    INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8261 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Legends

    Lunar Legends

    Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goof Country

    Goof Country

    Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blossom Network

    Blossom Network

    Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 983662 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horizons Reborned

    Horizons Reborned

    Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4148 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Forgotten Realms

    Forgotten Realms

    Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

    Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaKay

    NovaKay

    NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 148 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Galia Friends

    Galia Friends

    I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 896850 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

    IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

    We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkylexMC

    SkylexMC

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    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Star Shards Collected: 238 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sneazy Survival

    Sneazy Survival

    This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 New Chunks Explored: 674141
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Star Shards Collected: 153
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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