Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LGBT Empire

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

We are LGBT Empire, a 1.19.2 survival server with an active and friendly lgbt community of staff and players! We strive to provide you with a relaxing, fun, and inclusive environment for you and your friends to play minecraft in.

Our server features include: jobs, marriage, chat reactions, anti-griefing, mcmmo, brewery, and crates. There are also several purchasable ranks including Tall, Grande, Venti, and Trenta with varying perks.

You can find and interact with us on the following sites — Our site: http://lgbtempire.net/ Tumblr: https://lgbtempiremc.tumblr.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lgbtempireofficial/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/LGBTEmpireMC

We’re also on discord! Do /discord in-game to join us 🙂

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TimeCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Faction Server on 1.14.4, Come and have fun. We have hots of plugins and changes that makes Minecraft fun to play.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NinjaMC

PvP

NinjaMC is a German server network that offers a lag-free, exclusive and exciting gaming experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mineledge

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Mineledge is a Minecraft server that aims to gift the player the ability to experience the game, as intended. There are no extra game mechanics and every alteration to the vanilla game is made to purely improve performance. With over hundres of unique players, we have always focused to give players freedom to do whatever they want. You can do anything, travel, explore, build and even grief. In Mineledge, the possibilities are just endless.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Forza for Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Survival

Hi everyone this is our new Cat Sever called Forza for Minecraft with mods like Immersive Vehicles, Immersive Trains, Immersive engineering, Pams Harvest craft, Cooking for blockheads and more and plugins like essentials, jobs, shop sign, world guard, core protect

we have warps to your favorite vanilla biomes

You will need to install the Mod-pack titled Forza for Minecraft and our ip address is 66.70.241.17:25583

we hope to see you there

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Subur

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchy hell, with no rules or anything besides that, there are no restrictions except getting through the backdoor of the server, destruction is optionable, anything is allowed, except that ^, there will be complete hell across the server, kings, permitted, queens, permitted, anything is permitted, this is a complete purge server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mines Excavated:	2482
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	968606
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Kingdoms of Miheav

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Roleplay, OP Survival, Factions, Economy, Vanilla, brand new server looking for new players. Friendly family oriented community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EnhancedMC

Skyblock

Unique skyblock server with a ton of custom features

– Island Upgrades – Buyable Commands – Crates – Ore Generators – Mines – Dungons – Discord – MMO – PVP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Castle Craft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

In service since 2020, Castle Craft bridges the gap between the standard survival and adventure experience. Dedicated to creating a better vanilla experience, the server has been balanced to keep a familiar feel while offering new opportunities for players.

Players are encouraged to explore Castle Craft’s unique Boss Arena to fight custom mobs and bosses earning them new survival-friendly loot, crate keys, pet eggs, and a ton of exp. This PvPvE arena allows players to use magic wands to help fight monsters or players with their party of choice. Store your loot in the sprawling town world hosting many feats of survival engineering. Whether you join a town hosted by our friendly community or create your own, you’re welcome to find your own path.

How will you leave your mark? playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Geocivs

Economy, Factions, Survival

GeoCivs ————————————- Welcome to GeoCivs, a factions survival server with an earth map.Custom vehicle plugin, guns, ammo, portcullis and many more custom added mods to enhance your experience on our server. Build great nations, conquer your enemies or capitulate them with diplomacy and trade. Explore the world and expand your empire. Form colonies in far away lands in an earth simulation where you’re the King or Queen.Are you ready to test your will against the world? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time? Dynmap: http://54.39.14.45:8888 Discord: https://discord.gg/Q2vNqn

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	854	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crops Grown:	1728
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4901	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	707	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.