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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6653 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!