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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9301 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 133 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!