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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2068 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 9248 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!