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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 111 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7087 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!