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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6987 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Crops Grown: | 3335 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 4540 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!