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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4108 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!