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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1182 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!