Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version 1.20.6 and later
Features Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server? Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work? We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server? Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay? Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 670
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 66993
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Ores Mined: 4929 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Emeralds Found: 9364
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 791764
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Crops Grown: 1927
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dimension Hops: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 497

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Dimension Hops: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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