Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	71	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	1789
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661423	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Towns Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	5344
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5735
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	5216
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.