Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mines Excavated:	3329	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dimension Hops:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	712	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	4278	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	9213
Dragon Eggs Found:	8967	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Farms Harvested:	346
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	6917
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!