Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 328 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Crops Grown: 7890 Towns Built: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Alien Abductions: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Mines Excavated: 4116 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 1243
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Animals Bred: 103
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 142
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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