Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5012
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5149	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchantments Applied:	278	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Emeralds Found:	3428	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6752	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	459	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9073
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5418	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9117
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	182
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	1443	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	6

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4260
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	199503	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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