Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	165
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2697
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Divine Spears Created:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	812700

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3800	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6972	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573