Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3542
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5460
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

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SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1791	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	1192
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

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Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

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Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8539	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	296	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3726	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	503
Ores Mined:	4421	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	515	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2182	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

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The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	667
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3135	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2728	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Votes:	1976
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6004
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

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