Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	1440
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	6184
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	8035	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573