Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	7794	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Stupid Skyblock

Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

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31.220.14.64

EmeraldFantasy

Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

178.20.170.113:25576

su.msh-craft.com.au

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

*** Load Testing *** Fairly relaxed and plenty of room to build. Plenty of staff positions still available for long term active members. This is a family oriented server!

su.msh-craft.com.au

Assassins Survival Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	73	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Welcome to a SURVIVAL server, love PARKOUR? Come visit. Think you’re the best at PVP Come visit! Want to claim or make your own land however big you want it to be WELL COME VISIT! Come hang out with your Assassin brothers and sisters and fight in our amazing PVP arena, or live on your own personally protected piece of land or with a friend! There are minigames to play which earn you more money (Florins) and prizes, we need more PVPers and friends to hang with! You can contact us on skype, youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, your neighbor’s cat, WHATEVER! Worried about hacking HAH, no problem, dont knock us until you try us, and our staff is friendly and helpful! Remember this is a survival server, so we encourage you to at least try, and you can sell at our stores or your own store on your land! We’re even looking for some more staff members! NEW: you can now get married and start your own clans; WE are your choice in servers. 😀 [Roleplay] [PVP] [Anti-Hack] [Survival] [MobArena] [Parkour] [Fun] [SwiggitySwooty] [Ranks] [AssassinsCreed] [Marriage] [Clans] [Anti-Grief] [Bukkit] [Essentials] [Economy] [MiniGames]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna be staff? We are currently looking for moderators, but the only way to be a moderator is to earn the trust of everyone in the server! This is how we keep the server fair and prevent bad staff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember the IP: (vtownhood.mymc.io)

vtownhood.mymc.io

LostForce

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Star Shards Collected:	223
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to LOSTFORCE.com! We are a minecraft server network based on a pvp survival server with a great community and fun gametypes like fireteam, goldrush and paintball. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! Maybe you should check out our wonderful teamspeak 3 server ts.lostforce.com. Also we will have tournaments where you can compete yourself with other players! See ya in the realms of LOSTFORCE.com!

Server Hardware: – Intel Xeon E5-1650 Cores/12HT – 32 GB Ram – 256 GB SSD – 1 TB HDD for backups – 100% backups including map, databases, player files, website – DDoS-Protection

We are looking forward to welcoming you!

With best regards, LOSTFORCE.com Team

lostforce.com

DK-Kraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255

An all round server with the following features: -Spleef -Kit-Pvp -Survival -Freebuild -Parkour -And more

88.150.171.170

HauntedMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

HauntedMC is an awesome Dutch Minecraft server that includes various gamemodes. We also welcome English players!

Over 750.000 unique players joined. Fun for everybody, why not join and try one of the best servers for any age!

Our gamemodes includes: – KitPvP – Creative – Survival – SkyBlock – Factions – Vanilla And many more soon to come!

-> This server is Dutch, but we love English people too!

play.hauntedmc.nl

LavaNetwork

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4504
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

LavaNetwork is new! Love you to join please!

S25.hosthorde.com:25701

CakeFace Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

CakeFace Factions is a factions server focused on just having fun. We have easy to understand plugins such as MCMMO, Essentials, and MobCatcher. We hope to see you on the server!

Visit our website! : cakeface.co

Admin List Cake_Lancelot (Owner) LilDZombieKill3r Ashertruman creeper65432

play.cakeface.co

Vulcanmc

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to VulcanMC! We are a custom coded Minecraft server network that has many gametypes. These include; – Prison – ON Prison – Factions – OP Factions – KitPVP – Survival Games – Skywars (coming soon) – Ultra Hardcore (coming soon) – New custom gamemodes and other servers to be released soon!

Want to join the server? Play.vulcanmc.net

play.vulcanmc.net

StadioCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to StadioCraft! We would like to give you a warm welcome to our network and thank you for checking out our server. We want to give you a great, and strong feeling about the Server! We hope you enjoy your time! Our Network has Different Gameplays like: – Hub – Factions/PVP – Prison – Kit-PVP – SkyBlock – Creative – Survival – Minigames IP : play.stadiocraft.com

Play.stadiocraft.com

crafters refuge

Factions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4319
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

crafters

mc.craftersrefuge.com

Survine

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Survine features SkyBlock, Creative, Survival, and KitPvP, we add plugins every week to ensure the best experience. Hope to see you there!

23.95.34.171

RealTekkit Official

Factions, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

RealTekkit Official Server ! The server is 24/7. We have nice staff in amount of 4. The staff itself tries to survive legit, but we take actions when someone else needs help. We hope u can join us and have fun with us!!

198.12.88.15

thomi100.net

Economy, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.

thomi100.net