| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).
So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.
Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.
But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7450 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 276 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.
so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4917 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Description |
|---|
| Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Add ihben on discord to start playing today. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? | Both Java and bedrock editions are supported. |
| Are there community events on the server? | Yes, there are community events organized on the server. |
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 560 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.
But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?
So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
