| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).
So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.
Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.
But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1018 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5900 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 336 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.
so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8575 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9281 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Description |
|---|
| Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Add ihben on discord to start playing today. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? | Both Java and bedrock editions are supported. |
| Are there community events on the server? | Yes, there are community events organized on the server. |
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7202 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.
But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?
So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 257 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6340 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 616 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
