| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7104 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7753 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2059 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).
So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.
Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.
But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 629675 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.
so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Description |
|---|
| Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Add ihben on discord to start playing today. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? | Both Java and bedrock editions are supported. |
| Are there community events on the server? | Yes, there are community events organized on the server. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Potions Brewed: | 27 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.
So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
