| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 472947 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2291 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1829 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 173 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
