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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Votes: | 386 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?
Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?
