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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1908 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 6990 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?