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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 105 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4019 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?
